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[intro]

(drum 8x)

     G
~Ooohh

[chorus]
(6/8 blues, "When a man loves a woman")

G
     I'm sorry baby

G7                         C
     I could not see you tonight

   Cm
So cold and almost naked

        G
So many people outside

G7                    C
And everyone can clearly see

    Am
I'm not supposed to be here

    D                            (D)
And you were supposed to be with me...

[verse]

(ok, lemme explain)

      G
I was minding my own business

         G
Drinking cocktails at the bar

         C                              G
A couple people singing songs about the sea (what shall we do with the drunken sailor)

     G
So I joined and drank some too

           G
And nearly tripped on my guitar

            C                                G
Played some music, jumped around and lost my keys

[bridge]

    D
And then I saw your message

        C
"Do you want to fool around"

  D
I nearly lost my balance

       C
Almost fell right to the ground

  Am
I ran straight to your room

               C
('cause my key had not yet been found)

    G#
The lift was on your floor, but then

  G
I heard an awful sound...

(we all know this sound, right?)

[chorus]
(6/8 blues, "When a man loves a woman")

                  G
I.. was.. sooo... cloooose to you baby

G7                          C
         Standing nearly at your door

   Cm
My shirt ( thrown ) down the hallway

       G
And my pants on the floor

G7                            C
      I could not resist your charm

    Am
But someone had to vape inside

D                          G
   Setting off... the fire alarm

[guitar solo]
G | G7 | C | Cm
G | G7 | C | Cm

[chorus]

G
     I'm sorry baby

G7                         C
     Because I really want to come   (to your room)

        Cm
But I'm getting kinda desperate  (to be honest)

         G
But also cold and numb

G7                         C
     Please accept my explanation

    Am
And forgive me for this

D              G         (C G D G)
Premature evacuation